What guyz want girls to know

~We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

~No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

~We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

~Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

~Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

~We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

~Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

~If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

~If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

~We never shave our legs. So get over it.

~NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............

~When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

~We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

~ We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

~Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

~You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

~We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

~Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might getwhat you wish for.

~Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".That's just mean.

~Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

~Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

~Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

~PMS is not an excuse.

~If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

~............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

~And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

~NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

~We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

~And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.