FIRST of APRIL...

Heehee, 2day is the 1 & only day in the whole year when pranks are legal and can be tolerated by MOST people... btw, 2day is also the birthday of these ppl:


<=10510 a.k.a. Eileen Goh











Irene Ho
<== the one on the left... couldnt find a photo of her alone... lazy edit... heehee






& uhm.. Stella Leong... couldnt get her photo though
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUYS!!!!

Anywayz... this is one prank i played on my friend,
[the following conversation was slightly modified]

DoOMeD... (stoned) : Hey, i later wanna play DOTA? Go HV [note, HV is a cyber cafe based in TJ, & if u never heard of Dota, ... WHICH planet ARE YOU FROM??]




<= DOTA!!! [ Defence Of The Ancients!!! YESS!!]





idiot* : Sure... What time? [*names have been changed to protect privacy... and to prevent humiliation... AND to prevent me from being slaughtered...]

DoOMeD... (stoned) : uhm... go about 9 want?

idiot* : ok, sure... kk.

[Later in the morning, about 10.30...]

idiot* : hey, where the f**k were u? i wait there 4 1 hour! Also, HV only opens at 10.30!

DoOMeD... (stoned) :Wtf? U really went kah? idiot lah u! [hence the name..]

idiot* : cibei u! u knew hv opens that late still ask me go for what? i had to borrow my brother's car some more... waste my time n perol, some more u didn't show ur F***King face!

DoOMeD... (stoned) : haiz... read the calender lah! LOLZ!!!!

idiot* : !@#@#$#^&%@

idiot* : !$#@#!$!$ april fool! %$^$#^#

idiot* : MAY YOUR ASS DEVELOPE SOMETHING EVEN SCIENCE CAN'T IDENTIFY!!! [wait, isn't that some line from some Michael j Fox film??]

anywayz, i think he forgave me after that, although to what extent i dunno lah...

oh, a note to a few people:
1) Jay Chou, Wilbur Pan & EMINEM are NOT coming to Kuching
2) I am NOT going to London, OR Australia, OR Germany, but i AM going to Singapore
3) I am NOT going out with Jane, OR Mary, OR Amanda....
4) Batista isn't wrestling anytime soon
5) Michael Jordan is NOT coming out of retirement
6) Michael Jackson is NOT a child Molester.... wait, i'm still not sure about the last one yet... his
nose DID fall off though

heehee, HAPPY APRIL FOOL's Y'ALL
& "God Bless us, everyone" [quote, Tiny Tim, and just to be politically correct... (& becoz i'm Buddhist)]
( _______ ) Bless us, everyone (Allah, Buddha, Christ, Donald Trump, Fire Angel)
fill in blank according to religion...