A Testimonial I Left My Friend...

ok, i know that most of YOU out there reading this blog have heard of a site known as "Friendster" [unless you're living on another planet or something], and quite a number of you also have accounts as well. Anyways, I have a friend in friendster who kept leaving me testimonials that were downright mushy, mostly in poem-form. well... i left him a testimonial of my own, and here it is, word by word... [i had to keep it moderate... it was, after all, for public viewing.. =p] so guys....
Enjoy:
[might be a little lame... i wrote it in 2 in the morning if i'm not miastaken...] <= smallprint...
"WHY ALWAYS GIMME POEM? ok, here's one:

u'll always discover
that u'll recover
from some nasty and horrible shock...
after a while

But the day that i met you,
i found this is not true,
my heart felt as hard as a rock,
in denial

For there in front of me
for everyone to see...
a boy with the head of a cock!
i'm no liar...

And now he's after my head,
for wrong words that i could have said,
in a long, unforgiving testi,
its sure that he now wants to kill me,
i'm positive that he wants me dead!!

well here are my humble apologies,
i hope that u'll accept them
oh well, enough written
i hope i'm forgiven...
for writing the truth about ur appearance.

(this poem is purely fictional, and any resembalance to a dick, dead or alive, is purely coincidental... [except denis chu, of coz...] no lah... JOKING NYAH, K?) "