School Prefects

What the hell is wrong with them?
Stupid Prefects of Tom Yam
With their rules they're standing firm
Ever since the beginning of term
They've been on my case
Trying to get a single trace
Of the mistakes i might make
Of the rules i might break
Chances i might take...
You think being prefect makes you perfect?
To me all of you look fake
You all really need to be shaken awake

Since Friggin' day one they have not quit
On trying to give me demerit
So far got few times they succeed
On me they try to fool
Coz they think i'm so damn cool
Cut my hair & trim my nails
Check my tie, Follow my trail
Make me feel like i'm in jail

Their spot-check damn annoying
With all their touching & their fondling
They touch guys in their undies,
& Grab all the girls boobies
They have a damn crazy imagination
Confiscate scissors & medication
Say what scissors Sharp & Pointy
Medicine might be pills of ecstasy
Oh my god they must be crazy
Their thinking blurred & hazy
"OY, Wake up & smell the coffee!"
Must be their blazers they wear all day & night
Make them boil up from the inside.

Pull out my shirt,
hike up girl's skirt
just to check for illegal merchandize
To them power is paradise
& torturing fellow students their device
to let out stress bottled up inside
Don't get me wrong 1 or 2 are nice
i'm not trying to generalize
But i must say most of them suck
To them: "The word that starts with 'F' & rhymes with duck"
Coz' most of them are plain farm animals, .... some even cluck

Can't finish a proper canteen meal in peace
Along they come with a face stinkier than blue cheese
"Faster, Faster! Finish Eating!"
As if eating is a form of racing
Damn You MAN! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Stop your endless nagging & drone
Seeing your face really makes me prone
To vomitting or plain indigestion
Joash says:" Ignore them!"
Yet how can I, When YOU can't either? don't lie.
I WANT to, but can't, no matter how hard i try
They're as irritating as mosquitoes & flies
Flying, buzzing in my ears
Bringing me to the bringe of tears
Yet i can't swat them coz i so guai,
All i can do is shout "MAI GEE BUY!!"
DEMERIT ME LAR!