Lovely packaging instructions. Really lovely.

[got this off my friends e-mail, hope u guys like it]

1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A
TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US
cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE
ACTUALLY
BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW
THE BOXES TO
WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE
OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instructions were INSIDE the
box)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve PAINFUL
hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL
SLOWLY UP TO
THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-
GUARD INTO ANAL
DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR
APPROXIMATELY 5
MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke
bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR
FAVOURITE BREAKFAST
CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE
NECESSARY.
DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom
of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to where??)

17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR
HANDS OR
GENITALS.

21. On a child's superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT
ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE
MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.