Things You Would Never Know Without Indian and Chinese Movies

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating

but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.

2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vice versa) unless

they first perform a dance number in the rain.

3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other

situation.

4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100

people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in the dance.

5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who

he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after

him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge

is his uncle and so forth.

6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud

between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!,

Impossible!,Please forgive me!

7.They drop down on the ground and roll and roll while singing and

come out with different clothing.

8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, batting eyelids,

and throwing glances at each other and changing clothes all at the same

time without being out of breath.

Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies

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1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually

be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become

an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his

breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping

his head and be declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and

across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and

villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have

gold and silver with them to pay for their food.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter

how big the country is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down

cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and

never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver

ingots)

-Received from Esther Chia Friday, May 27, 2005 7:22 AM