Why i think England won't make it (updated)

disclaimer: don't flame me, k? these are purely my opinions.

1. Wayne Rooney is out of action
2. David Beckham is over the hill
3. Crouch can't dance [no relevance but what the heck]
4. Gerrard can't score internationally
5. Eriksson can't coach
6. Michael Owen's injured
7. Thierry Henry's playing for France
8. Too many noob players are being sent this time to the world cup [noob as in young & inexperienced]
9. England has only won ONCE
10. No Rooney (yes i know i mentioned this. Repetition creates Emphasis!!)
11. English is the international language, great disadvantage to English players who can't scream orders in any other language.
[imagine a match: Brazil vs England. while Brazil players can understand every single order issued by the English captain & goalie, The English wont understand a bloody thing the Brazilians are screaming at each other.]
12. "The English just aren't good enough" espn commentator's words, not mine

Just my observations guys... SK, don't kill me.....